George and Clara Appleby receive notice that they’ve become heirs to the title of the late Lord Horace Appleby of England. The elated pair fly to their new castle unaware of the estate taxes still to be paid on the property. 1: Monologue, Jokes about vacation, jokes about travel. 2: Pantomime, About the guards outside Buckingham Palace. The way they stand at attention like statues. No matter what happens they never never move a muscle.
