Major General Hospital is in dire financial straits and Dr. Wilcox tells his staff they must collect all unpaid bills immediately. Dr. Wilcox himself sets out to collect one that’s been overdue for 35 years for the birth of Clem Kadiddlehopper. 1: Monologue, Jokes about hospitals. Jokes about medical shows on TV. 2: Pantomime, The different ways different doctors give hypodermic shots.