1: Monologue – jokes about physical culture and body building. 2: Pantomime – old man and little boy and their medicines. 3: McPugg takes a job as trainer to the boy of a wealthy mother who admits he is a sissy and must be taught to defend himself. McPugg meets two men who take him and the boy to their health camp, but unbeknownst to him, they are kidnappers and are holding the boy for ransom