1: Monologue – jokes about singing. 2: Pantomime – music to iron your clothes by. 3: Pantomime – music to pluck a chicken by. 4: Clem takes singing lessons and pays his teacher with counterfeit money unbeknownest to him. In an effort to nab the counterfeiters, the authorities make it known that he can identify them and set him up in Carnegie Hall in a concert