Guest Stars: Mike Connors (federal witness), Robin Wilson (sings I've Got To Be Me), Johnny Carson (cameo intro)
The Private Detective or Protecting The Witness - Clem Kadiddlehopper is hired to protect federal witness Mike Connors. Cashing in on his Mannix image, Connors gives Red advice on becoming a private eye.
1: Monologue, jokes about crime with gangster office and deathrow blackout scenes. Gertrude and Heathcliffe Cousin Polly Parrot and Charlie the Goose jokes.
2: Pantomime, Mouse and the Cheese.
3: Dr. Humperdoo's Rabbits. Dr. Humperdoo plans to overthrow Playboy magazine with rabbits.
4: Silent Spot, none.
Cast: Jan Arvan (prison warden, clapboard man), Jim Connell (hotel manager, Dr. Humperdoo assistant Oscar), Mickey Manners (bellhop, cameraman), Jack Riley (henchman, clergyman, director), Carol Wayne (chamber maid, skimpy dressed girl), Carol Worthington (gangster moll, Miss Laverne), Bob Duggan (policeman), Pat McCormick (producer), Brian Perrow (leading man), Barbara Mallory (script girl), Burton Carraher (boy), Art Gilmore; Extras - James McLarty, Gayle Anderson, Fletcher Allen, John Kenneth, Jay Loft-Lynn, Shirley Dewane Birtell, Dorothy Love, Shirley Butell
Tape Date: 7/17-18/1970
Production: 0462-01
