Deadeye is a crooked sheriff making a fat dishonest living until Kate, the saloon girl, wires San Francisco for Mr. Pallid, who rides into town to shoot it out with the sheriff. 1: Monologue, Jokes about Texas. Jokes about sports cars. Jokes about the West. 2: Pantomime, Going to a drive-in movie. When you are tired of looking at the picture, there are so many other things to watch.