Looking for a free meal, Freddie the Freeloader crashes a party. He falls into the clutches of the hostess, Mrs. Burton, who thinks he might make a suitable husband for her daughter, Phyllis. 1: Monologue, Jokes about marriage. 2: Pantomime, The little old man and the little boy. Seeing that is is Halloween, the little boy thinks he will play a few pranks on the little old man.