Guest Stars: Chad Everett (bachelor), Cass Elliott (Mary Beth Plotkin)
Instant Marriage Mill - San Fernando Red is a crooked marriage broker and he matches up bachelor fireman (Chad Everett) with bachelorette Mary Beth Plotkin (Cass Elliott).
1: Monologue, Red tells several jokes about going to the movie theater. Gertrude and Heathcliffe hatching a sports car joke.
2: Pantomime about a woman's reactions to events on the movie screen.
3: Silent Spot, The Flea Circus. Red is Professor Oscar with his trained flea circus. He runs into trouble with neighbor souvenir show owner (Jan Arvan). Eventually, the flea circus loses its performers to a passing dog.
Cast: Jan Arvan (souvenir show owner Silent Spot), Chanin Hale (Ruby), Bob Duggan (stand-in), Gaynor G.M. Roe (sound effects), Art Gilmore
Tape Date: 12/12/1970
Production: 0462-20
