Guest Star: Gene Barry (Paul)
The Census Taker - While trying to do his job, census taker Clem Kadiddlehopper finds himself in the middle of a domestic quarrel. Paul (Gene Barry) is having an affair and his wife Mona almost catches him. They argue until Mona shoots Paul. All the while Clem continues to ask the questions on the census form.
1: Monologue, hippies and college students. Gertrude and Heathcliffe modern teenage girl's bathing suit joke.
2: Pantomime, Towels.
3: Silent Spot, The Taxidermist. Red as a taxidermist feuds with his mother-in-law and loses.
Cast: Laara Lacey (Mona), Jan Arvan (policeman), Ida Mae MacKenzie (mother-in-law Silent Spot), Mary Foran (neighbor), Bob Duggan (neighbor), Pat Patterson (neighbor), Dorene Georgeson (mistress), Janine Barrett (extra), Cheryl DeCinces (extra), William Brownell (sound effects), Art Gilmore
Tape Date: 8/22/1970
