A Dr. Pomerantz has invented a machine that he claims can select the perfect individual for every occupation. By way of an acid test, the doctor asks his machine to find the right job for Clem Kadiddlehopper. 1: Monologue, Jokes about different jobs a man can hold. Jokes about when Red was in Vaudeville. Joke about I was applauding the hissing. She was down to nothing so she peeled the grape. Pantomime, About a couple of fellows who just finished a very expensive lunch in a very swanky restaurant. And most important, who’s gonna pay the check.